Living dangerously.
They were out of skim milk in the pantry so I put whole milk in my coffee and then decided to go all out and used real sugar instead of Splenda. So hardcore. I think I’m going to go get a bacon egg and cheese on a bagel for breakfast in lieu of the egg white whole wheat wrap, what up now?
If you really want to do serious damage, go for the sausage egg and cheese. It leads to chest pain almost twice as fast! Also: picknick, smoked for lunch, no?