On the third day of the detox, about when the hallucinations started, I began imagining Gwyneth in the Julie Andrews role from The Sound of Music, delivering her guidance in song: “Make! A pie! A pumpkin pie! Go! To Paris, London, Spain! Get! A trench! A Burberry trench!….
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Rebecca Dana attempts to live like Gwyneth: GOOPily. (via katiebakes)
I liked this, but part of me feels that these pieces are funnier when done by pasty British men.