“No, definitely not a dustbuster. (Also, honestly, what’s a dustbuster?) Anyway, the answer is there is no answer. Or perhaps the answer … is in the question. No, there is no answer. We are all doomed to live in floaty, clingy nests of our own hair forever. All our loved ones are, too, until they no longer love us, which may be tomorrow. Next question.”

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I love everything about this. (The post, not vacuum hair)