“To ram home this point, let’s have one final revolting example: My soft-furnishings designer told me that one of his chambermaid contacts—those chicks really should get some kind of Nobel award for endurance—told him that she recently had to contend with a coffee maker into which a guest had—miraculously, pointlessly, horribly, acrobatically—deposited a healthy stool.”

– Trashed hotel rooms: The appalling things people do at the world’s finest resorts. - Slate Magazine