wallofdis:

criminalwisdom:

This is what our teacher taught us on the last day of French class.  Did I mention she’s awesome?

This has to be the best - not to mention, most useful - thing that has ever come across our dashboard. Best post of 2012. Nice work, Mr. Parker.

I know most of these, but just to be sure I’mma print this out and bring it with me the next time I have to go deal with a French utility customer service representative.

va te faire foutre is one of my faves. Isn’t it more literally “go hang yourself?”